You can't possibly have lived a full life until you are perusing the produce section and your toddler shouts....
"Boobies!!!!"
And when their eyes light up as you get closer to the lovely display of blueberries (said toddler's favorite fruit) they exclaim.....
"Big boobies!!!!"
As strangers don't even try and suppress the judging glances, you know that you've reached full adult status because you refrain from saying.....
"I guess he's not a leg-man."
(Thanks to Kai for calling blueberries the same thing as Drew once did and reminding me of this event that took place when Drew was two years old.)
Kai circa 2009 with his cheeks stuffed full of blueberries right off the bush and looking a lot like Elmer Fudd.
Kai circa 2009 with his cheeks stuffed full of blueberries right off the bush and looking a lot like Elmer Fudd.
Drew as a two year old playing in our yard in Greenwich, CT.
1 comment:
Oh, man! I about died laughing when I read this. Your response is perfect, and I think, it shows plenty of maturity if you HAD actually said it. :) At the very least, gives you more to laugh about.
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